Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Post No. 156b: Walk Naked in America Day
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 pm Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others....
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‘Spector,
ReplyDeleteCould they have picked a month other than February to do this?!? Imagine how cold those poor women will be – at least those few “polar bears” who are sufficiently hardy to participate. I hope the female participants are required to produce proof of age – we wouldn’t want kiddie porn peddlers snapping and filming away, now would we?
And has anyone given any though to how the offended Muslim extremists might choose to make their final exit . . . hmm? You don’t earn your 72 virgins by climbing into the bathtub with a razor blade – uh-uh, you take some innocents with you! This whole thing is ill-conceived and I predict that it will end in failure, at best.
It just goes to show you that, if we leave it up to the bureaucrats, they will inevitably foul it up every time. Perhaps it is all a conspiracy to persuade Americans not to participate in this new holiday.
You need to enable some emoticons on this site so that I can place a winking smilie face right about here . . .
The Independent Cuss
IC + ic = common sense. (which one of you two wants to be the lower-case one?
ReplyDeleteSaturday? is the govt. anti simetic or something?
Where are you Douglas? Shy? Religious? Caught pneumonia?....